KEN ALSTAD QUOTES IV

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Lonesome makes friends of strangers.

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When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.

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A dead man's shroud has no pockets.

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Tags: death


It's hard to put a foot in a shut mouth.

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It's safer to have a good enemy than a bad friend.

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Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.

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A year of nursin' don't equal a day of sweetheart.

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Arizona is no place for amateurs.

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Love your enemies but keep your gun oiled.

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Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Sweat is a waste of whiskey.

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The cards ain't been shuffled good 'less you got a good hand.

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When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.

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Tags: women


The man who can't make a choice makes a choice.

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If you want to stay single, look for a perfect woman.

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You kin wash your hands but not your conscience.

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Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.

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Food for thought gives some folks indigestion.

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Life ain't in holdin' a good hand but in playin' a poor one well.

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Tags: life


Old age makes you a stranger in your own country.

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Tags: old age